Top decks · September 2026

“65 venues, €625K ARR run-rate, 90% on 3-year contracts - bookaball is the rare seed deck where the retention story is actually built in.”

“90K members at $0.07 CAC and 125K calls connected - but 63 paid subscribers and $0.046 ARPU is not yet a business.”

“Owned aquifer, owned plant, zero PFAS, and a tier that imported brands proved exists but no American has claimed. Now show the sell-through.”

“GLP-1 puts millions in a new size every 8-10 weeks and nobody built the wardrobe for it - that's a real insight, not a Google search.”

“Razor-and-blade logic applied to the pouch category is smart; $9.5M in global revenue is real; but zero North America traction means the model is still a hypothesis.”

“USD 500K in 18 months with zero marketing budget is a real signal - but more than half came from Turkey, and the US subscription economics are entirely assumed.”

“The insight is real: barcode systems genuinely fail for one-of-one goods. The deck just forgot to include customers, revenue, or a named founder.”

“Built to 15 doors on $3K with zero outside capital - that's real hustle, but $2.5M in 2030 is not a venture outcome.”

“The 7:1 chat-to-IRL RSVP ratio is the most interesting number in this deck, and it's buried on the last real slide.”

“Six years selling digital goods bootstrapped to $800K peak revenue is real — but a 5-8% chargeback rate and zero monetization model are not small footnotes.”

“Goobr built a real solar-powered dog food kiosk in Denver - but six slides with zero revenue, no team, and no unit economics is not a deck.”

“Beautiful deck, zero sales, and a Year 3 target that tops out at €6M - this is a brand dream, not a venture bet.”

“Great idea, zero proof: no subscribers, no signed athletes, no product, just a deck full of NBA names that don't have contracts yet.”