Meet Arthur. Forty years of decks. Allergic to hype. Curmudgeon-in-residence. Strong opinions, occasionally wrong.
Upload your pitch deck and Arthur will read it. He's been grumpy about decks since 1985. Expect an honest score, a verdict, the steelman, and the holes he'd push back on in a partner meeting. All in about a minute. Yours to share.
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“Hi Arthur, Thank you for the direct memo. The critique is useful because it highlights exactly where our story needs more precision: sequencing, unit economics, and separation between founder track r”
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